Punk! Prussia x Reader
Gilbert sighed, as he walked down the street. It was a sunny Saturday afternoon, and there was absolutely nothing to do. He tugged at one of his ear piercings. On this particular side of the road, there was a café, a book store, a pet store and an ice cream shop. The slight breeze ruffled his silver hair as he walked into the café. The burnt orange walls, sweet smell, and a hardwood floors created a warm, welcoming atmosphere in the café, but Gilbert just wanted to get in, and get out. As he quickly took in the sight of the café, he noticed a bored looking girl chewing bubblegum at the cash register.
He got a better look. She was hot!
The girl was wearing a red Dead Kennedys t-shirt with black gauntlets. She had a tight, black miniskirt, black fishnets, and chunky, red Doc Martens. Her (h/c) locks were tied into a ponytail. He stared for a good couple of minutes, as she read her book. The girl glanced up.
"Can I help you?" she asked impatiently.
"Just looking at the menu!" he replied.
"... Could I get something that's not frosted, suger-coated or deep fried?" he asked, once he got a closer look at the menu.
"Nope." she replied simply. "There's always been the same shit here, but it's pretty dead today. Wanna go somewhere else?"
"W-With you?" he stuttered, out of character.
"What do you think?" she said, getting off of her stool and going out from behind the counter. She popped her bubblegum.
"What happens if someone comes?" Prussia asked, tilting his head to the side.
"Trust me, no one in their right mind would order food from here. Except for the chef/fatass, Alfred."
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They left the café, and starting walking down the street. Gilbert looked at the girl.
"What's your name, frau? I'm the awesome Gilbert Beilschmidt!"
"I'm ______. Wanna go to the park, Gil?" she asked
"Sure, but I'm still hungry" he stated.
"Just get a pretzel or something" _______ said.
All of the sudden, Gilbert flinched, and pulled _____ and himself behind a hedge. He saw the embodiment of pure evil walking in the park - his ex girlfriend.
"What the hell was for?" she questioned.
"Shush! My ex is right over there!" he exclaimed, in a hushed tone, and pointed at a girl with chocolate brown hair, and skin the colour of coffee. Her hair was in pigtails, and she was clinging to the arm of some overly muscular gym bunny.
"You used to date her?!" ____ asked. He was completely punked out. He was wearing a studded leather jacket, a grey Ramones t-shirt, and dark green camouflage cargo pants. The "evil ex" was wearing bright red ribbons in her hair, a tight pink sweater, and a grey skirt with pink flowers. She had a gold necklace with the letter 'M' in diamonds. A punk and a pretty little rich girl.
"I used to have a thing for good girls, okay?!" he hissed.
"Aw shit, she's coming to say hi! Pretend to be my girlffriend!"
____ just nodded. This girl looked fun to toy with.
"Hi, Gilly!" the girl squeaked. She acted as if she had not cheated on him with every guy she'd met.
"Hi, Michelle." Prussia sighed.
"This is Joey! He's really deep!" Michelle said.
"I'm _____, Gilbert's fiancé."
"Gilbert stared at _____.
"Y-You're getting married?" Michelle asked.
"Yep" _____ replied.
"But Gilly, weren't you broke?" Michelle asked sweetly, her voice laced with poison.
"Oh, haven't you heard? Gilbert has finally pursued his dream to become a brain surgeon!"
Michelle's jaw dropped comedically.
"You're lying." she said.
"Gil only wanted his band to get famous! He had no direction in life!" Michelle yelled, frustrated.
"Gilbert didn't tell you about his real dreams? Maybe it's good that you two broke up." ____ said, enjoying every moment of Michelle's shock.
Gilbert stood, staring at _____. This girl was almost as awesome as he was!
"Come one, Joey! Let's leave these goddamn lovebirds alone!" Michelle yelled as she stormed off, Joey in tow.
_______ and Gilbert ran off, laughing to themselves. They stopped when they were out of earshot from all the visitors of the park.
"That was AWESOME, _____!" Gilbert yelled.
"I do pride myself in my ability to piss off preps" she said.
There was a silence.
"Do you want to be my real girlfriend?"
"You know it" ____ said.
Gilbert looked at her for a moment, and started to lean in. _____ followed. Their faces were inches away from each other, and _____ pulled away.
"Wh-" Gilbert started...
_____ spit her gum onto the concrete, leaned back in, and gave Gilbert the best kiss of his life